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I like oversharing on the internet. on this blog you'll find interviews with my fav niche internet crushes & whatever thoughts, stories or obsessions feel too long for an instagram caption.

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The world is going down and I'm worried about my wrinkles
While the world has been busy with the Epstein files, I have been spending way to much time thinking about my appearances: a month ago I…
FEB 14 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
Louisa is the reason why this substack even exists: through her I discovered the platform about 2 years ago & I have been reading her…
FEB 8 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
Some random Tuesday night about two years ago, I found myself in an internet-rabbit-hole researching red carpet looks and ended up on…
JAN 28 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
The first time I saw Lola in real life was in September 2023 during Fashion Week. I had just moved to Paris and had already discovered her…
JAN 18 · JOJO SCHÖN
allowing yourself to start over again
I’ve always been jealous of people who knew early on what they wanted to become. My best friend is one of them. I can show you little…
JAN 10 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
Aliya has probably influenced me more than any discount-code-Influencer could ever: Thanks to her Instagram stories, I fell in love with…
JAN 4 · JOJO SCHÖN
Passing your own Bechdel-Test
The greatest women I know are single. But contrary to their grandmas who are probably repeating “I don’t understand why a…
DEC 31 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
I have a weird parasocial relationship with Naïlat´s instagram account: she has no idea I exist, meanwhile I have followed her…
DEC 27 · JOJO SCHÖN
When life gives you lemons...
So as you can guess by the title: My last few weeks have not been easy. My dad’s Alzheimer’s has progressed more than I was…
DEC 21 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
I’ve spent all week sick in bed, unable to write anything useful myself, but excited to publish this Sundays episode of my little…
DEC 14 · JOJO SCHÖN
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