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I like oversharing on the internet. on this blog you'll find interviews with my fav niche internet crushes & whatever thoughts, stories or obsessions feel too long for an instagram caption.

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thinking about becoming a cult-leader
I have this theory, that a good workout class can replace religion. If you live in the same instagram-algorithm-bubble like me, which tends…
JUL 3 · JOJO SCHÖN
we‘re having a very Olivia Rodrigo summer
hi there, remember me? it‘s been a while since my last substack. Not that I didn’t write, i’d probably blow up if I…
JUN 21 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
Long time no see… Sometimes life dares to get in the way of your silly little hobbies, but I finally found the time to finish this…
MAR 29 · JOJO SCHÖN
I choose peace & insanity
it’s been 5 days since the last sign of life of my father. I first typed that it had been a week & it certainly felt like one but I…
FEB 23 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
To my own knowledge I am only blocked on instagram by two accounts: Clara Cornet (still hurts, I really loved her account) &…
FEB 20 · JOJO SCHÖN
The world is going down and I'm worried about my wrinkles
While the world has been busy with the Epstein files, I have been spending way to much time thinking about my appearances: a month ago I…
FEB 14 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
Louisa is the reason why this substack even exists: through her I discovered the platform about 2 years ago & I have been reading her…
FEB 8 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
Some random Tuesday night about two years ago, I found myself in an internet-rabbit-hole researching red carpet looks and ended up on…
JAN 28 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
The first time I saw Lola in real life was in September 2023 during Fashion Week. I had just moved to Paris and had already discovered her…
JAN 18 · JOJO SCHÖN
allowing yourself to start over again
I’ve always been jealous of people who knew early on what they wanted to become. My best friend is one of them. I can show you little…
JAN 10 · JOJO SCHÖN
Niche Internet Crush
Aliya has probably influenced me more than any discount-code-Influencer could ever: Thanks to her Instagram stories, I fell in love with…
JAN 4 · JOJO SCHÖN
Passing your own Bechdel-Test
The greatest women I know are single. But contrary to their grandmas who are probably repeating “I don’t understand why a…
DEC 31 · JOJO SCHÖN
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